What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn