How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".