How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.