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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.