What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.