What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!