He puts it in the Wash.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
A nun with a spear through her head.
X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
It doesn't need cleaning.
A vacuum cleaner.
They send them through the Wash.