How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.