What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf