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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.