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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide