What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!