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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.