How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)