How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*