How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*