How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.