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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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He had served his sentence.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.