It was a no brainer.
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Give them a "test tickle."
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
They meet up and crack each other up.
They crack up
A hot dog
Moostard
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
He doesn't believe in dog.
Hula the dogs out?
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Because their job is draining.
They both give kids a little head.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Two test tickles
Test tickles