You ask them to pronounce unionize.
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Two test-tickles.
Test-Tickle.
He went to the Shell station.
With shell phones.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Where's popcorn.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Because it's a chicken.
He was studying foreign languages.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Because 7 ate 9.
Jockey straps.
To change his jockeys.
The eyes, cause they di-late.
Because they have tears in their eyes
