You ask them to pronounce unionize.
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Shine a torch in her ear!
With one eye
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Time bombs.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
The police made him bring it back again.
He's resisting a rest!
Terminal Illness
A catashopic.
You use test tickles
Test tickles
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.