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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.