How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.