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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster