How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.