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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.