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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.