What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

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What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.