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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.