What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What language do bees speak?

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.