What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.