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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted