What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted