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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.