Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.