Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.