Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.