Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
He wanted to double his prophets.
They wanted to raise the dead.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
On the range
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
A good in-vest-ment
A Wienerschnitzel.
They like to get a long little doggie.
