Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.