Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.