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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Red Cross Jokes More Red Cross Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Aid Kit Jokes More Aid Kit Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!