What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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Because curiousity was on the other side

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You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.