What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

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He hates camping

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!