What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.