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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!