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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Yeah.

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I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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A first-aid kit!

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HeHe

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten