Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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His tungsten

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.