Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.