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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten