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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.