Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Doctorate Jokes More Doctorate Jokes

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.