Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.