He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
Neither can wear pants
Does it matter
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
His tungsten
The chemist may frown.
At a fist pump.
A pocket watch.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
A recycling TIN!
Because they can make themselves dinner.
He gets the cold shoulder.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
A high-jacker.
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Lupus
He wanted cold cuts.
To get rid of his tesserection