What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.