What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.