What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.