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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.