What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

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What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.