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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!