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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.