What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!