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Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Kate Jokes More Kate Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Who is Kate?

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Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one