Trouser Jokes

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

Kate Jokes More Kate Jokes

Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?

To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

2 Pair Jokes More 2 Pair Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!