Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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It caused a revolution.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Kilt

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They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one