Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Kate Jokes More Kate Jokes

Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?

To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball.

Who is Kate?

WHO IS KATE

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Bella Jokes More Bella Jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Who's there! Bella! Bella who?

Bella bottom trousers!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.