Lusain Belt
Russell.
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
Och noo, me troosers!
In case he got a hole in one.
Incase he got a hole in one!
What's up, britches?!
In case you get a hole in one.
In case you get a hole in one!
Their stuff is always cut.
It's such a ripoff.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Because he was de-composing.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
Because Chernobyl fallout
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Russell!
It's growing on them.
An archerd.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
X-post /r/puns Scotch.