Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Britche Jokes More Britche Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible