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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)