Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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Incontinent

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

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Peter Pants I just made it up

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.