Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!