What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Previous Random Joke Next
Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

Denim Denim Jokes More Denim Denim Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Denim Jokes More Denim Jokes

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.