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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."