With a pair of Caesars...
A pair.
Pair o' Dice Lost
A pair of ankles
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Double D-Mons
You might get a hole in one.
Pair of medics.
Kurt n Rod.
The hypotenuse.
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
No ballroom.
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
They only have one pair of trunks.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
He held up a pair of pants.
A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
In case he got a hole in one.
Serpants.
A pair of slippers!
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
They both have flies on them.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
In case they get a hole in one!
Because it held up a pair of pants.
A pair of pliers
Because they held up a pair of pants.
All the pairs of floating eyes
A pair of slipper
For proper gander purposes.
Try two pairs of stilts!
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Hush puppies!
I can't pair wines like this.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Two-Baaas.
He found his pair a' dice!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
A pair of nurses
A pair of ducks.
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Shoe.
For holding up a pair of pants.
Womb-mates
A pair of slippers.
A pair of Re-bachs.
The pair with no sole.
A paramedic(s)!
Bell-bottoms!
A pair of legs.
Depressed.
Just a pair 'a normal pants.
With a pair of Caesars.
Antteneye!
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
No ballroom
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
At a Pair of Docks
So they can bring two canopies.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
In case you get a hole in one!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
To-mate-toes!
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Using a pair of Caesars.
Too tense.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
He held up a pair of pants!
They Swim-fast.
The rifle owner.
Because it's more than a paradise.
An IPhone.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
The hell out of there.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
A once in a lifetime opportunity.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
At the Czech-out line.
