With a pair of Caesars...
A pair.
Pair o' Dice Lost
A pair of ankles
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
You might get a hole in one.
Pair of medics.
Kurt n Rod.
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
They only have one pair of trunks.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
He held up a pair of pants.
A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
In case he got a hole in one.
Serpants.
A pair of slippers!
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
In case they get a hole in one!
Because it held up a pair of pants.
A pair of pliers
Because they held up a pair of pants.
All the pairs of floating eyes
A pair of slipper
For proper gander purposes.
Try two pairs of stilts!
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Hush puppies!
I can't pair wines like this.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Two-Baaas.
He found his pair a' dice!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
A pair of nurses
A pair of ducks.
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Shoe.
For holding up a pair of pants.
Womb-mates
A pair of slippers.
A pair of Re-bachs.
The pair with no sole.
A paramedic(s)!
Bell-bottoms!
A pair of legs.
Depressed.
Just a pair 'a normal pants.
With a pair of Caesars.
Antteneye!
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
No ballroom
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
At a Pair of Docks
So they can bring two canopies.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
In case you get a hole in one!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
To-mate-toes!
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Using a pair of Caesars.
Too tense.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
He held up a pair of pants!
For the watch.
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Drink it
Where did Es-car-go.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
Bare Grylls
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
You get light music.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
Incase he got a hole in one!
In case he gets a hole-in-one
Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird
