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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

Gambler Jokes More Gambler Jokes

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!