Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!