What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!