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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Gambler Jokes More Gambler Jokes

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.