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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!