Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How much wood......could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.