Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What country do I live?

Iran

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.