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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.