Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.