Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.