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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.