Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!