That's a peng ting.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Because it crashes all the time.
She would always let it go.
A Gladiator
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
He knows where all the bad girls live