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Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris