That's a peng ting.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A bull smiles when you milk it.
Zombaes
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Let's get some chicks!
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris