Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)