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Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live