Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Previous Random Joke Next

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Vice President Jokes More Vice President Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.