Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.