What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.