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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns