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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas