Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.