Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)