Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
There's twenty of them.
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
They both have an alge-bra.