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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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Carbon Dating.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.