Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!