Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!