Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Knock on the door.
Triforce
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because when they're born they get laid.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Coz their eyes opened.
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!
Meh
HEAVEN!!
Antique farm equipment.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
