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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.