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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.