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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn