Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn