What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.