What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.