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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.