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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.