What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.