Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.