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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.