Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.