Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.