Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

They both make black guys run faster

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.