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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.