Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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