Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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They both have dead walkers.

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

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One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.