Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.