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Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

5 Black Guy Jokes More 5 Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.