What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.