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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.