What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

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What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.