What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.