What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola