What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt