Medusa Jokes

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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