She's always objectifying people.
Because people are dying to get in.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Because they hate waterboarding.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
She kept objectifying people.
They objectify everything.
Gorgonzola.