Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking