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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!