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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!