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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)