Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.