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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Merit Jokes More Merit Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!