What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How do you brainwash a liberal?

Give him an enema

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

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What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.