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What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

Conservative Jokes More Conservative Jokes

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Adolescence Jokes More Adolescence Jokes

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.