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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.