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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!