What don't homeless people get?

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.