What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight