What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.