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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.