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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.