What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.