What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*