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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.