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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood