What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.