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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one