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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood