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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood