What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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