What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood