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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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